By: Ann Redus (UTSA)
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First of all, thanks to MTV for hiding Heidi’s face for us for as long as possible because the second I saw her distorted face , I had to stop eating. It’s not like I hadn’t seen her plastic body plastered all over cheesy magazine covers and tabloids but, luckily, I had forgotten about it for a while. I’ll probably have vivid nightmares tonight.
When Heidi’s mom first saw Heidi at her home in Crested Butte, CO, she compared Heidi to Barbie doll and for 2.5 seconds Heidi thought her mother was saying she was pretty. Ha, just kidding – that wasn’t a good thing. Poor Heidi, ya know? Here she is with all these body “issues” and her family is constantly cutting her down. At the dinner table Heidi’s stepfather said she looked frozen, but he wouldn’t use the word “plastic,” yet it was obvious that was the first thing that came to his mind. Poor… Poor… Heidi.
So thank goodness for Kristin Cavallari. I’m so thankful that Lauren Conrad isn’t on this season. Her constant whining and bitching really got on my nerves. With that said, Lo, has taken over as the annoying girl. Anyway, Kristin and the girls head to Miami for “girls” weekend to get to know each other better, but Brody and his wingman are there…? Not much of a girls’ weekend. Kristin and bartender Stacie apparently stay out until 8am and BFFs Lo, Stephanie, and Audrina grow concerned. They approach Kristin about their worries because she appears hungover and skinny. Um, I’m no doctor but I’d say that there are a lot of skinny girls who I wouldn’t be concerned about if they were hungover. Give the girl a break. She’s not itching at her veins or fiending for alcohol.
My thoughts about what’s to come? This season looks hilarious! Spencer Pratt is a frickin whack job. I don’t know what that guy was taking but it looks as though he’s gone completely off the reservation. Everyone seems to be “afraid” of him. Kristin’s party lifestyle looks to be spiraling out of control, and she’s hooking up with Brody, again? Then she is seen going at it with some chick in a bar. Surprised? I’m not. Guess we’ll see what’s to come on the “final” season of The Hills. Stay tuned.
