By: Amanda Schweitzer
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For some reason men seem to think that by yelling “Oh Mamacita” to a woman from across the street they are going to have a chance with her. I want to say this loud and clear for all to hear: WOMEN DO NOT LIKE BEING TALKED TO LIKE A SEX TROPHY SO GIVE IT UP. I don’t know if that will get through to the brainless individuals that say “Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only TEN I SEE,” however, hopefully some of you will learn and you may actually get a date for once.
Top 10 Lamest Pick-Up-Lines
– “Great legs what time do they open?”
– “If you were a booger I’d pick you first.”
– “They say milk does your body good, damn girl how much you been drinking?”
– “Nice shoes… you wanna fudge?”
– (Look at the girls t-shirt tag) “Just what I thought… made in heaven”
– “Do your legs hurt? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
– “Is your father a thief? Because it looks like he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
– “This ain’t a banana in my pants I’m just really happy to see you.”
– “Hey girl, are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world.”
– “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
Check out TSB Mag for their take on pick-up-lines!
