Looking for a fun new casual drinking game? Say goodbye to Kings, and hello to Sobriety Test. It’s the game that gets funnier the more hammered you are. Sealed within the box are all sorts of weird props and tools to aid in completely embarrassing your friends.
The game comes loaded with all sorts of unusual challenges and stunts that completely blow police DUI tests out of the water. Say the alphabet backwards? How about one step better: Recite the lyrics to “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” backwards. Do it on one foot. Do it on no feet – Wait, that one’s a trick. The game will put your memory, speech, and composure to the test, and possibly prepare you for that one day when an angry campus police officer stops you for stumbling around town at 4 AM. It’s inevitable.
Yes, that is a blindfold shaped like sunglasses, among other strange objects. What are they for? Well, you’re just going to have to buy the game to find out. You can grab it, along with lots of other great stuff for your college dorm, on Dormify!
Personally, I’m going to make this game a staple of weekday drinking. I don’t want to go out, but I’m still bored as hell, so drinking heavily and laughing at people make idiots out of themselves just makes sense to me.