As of late, I’ve noticed a trend that really frickin pisses me off. Every time a girl complains to a guy about how she hasn’t gotten laid in awhile, or how she’s not talking to any guys at the moment…every guy comes back with the same response, “You must be too picky, you can get laid any time you want.”
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Um, okay, if I could get laid anytime I want, wouldn’t I be, uh, I don’t know, getting laid? Fuck that response, the truth is, college guys (and most guys) have no idea what they’re talking about, and I’m sure you reasonably classy ladies (especially of the college age) will understand my ranting after the jump.
So yesterday I was at my restaurant job complaining about how I haven’t exactly gotten action in awhile and all three waiters working with me came back with the exact same response as I said up above.
First of all, how the fudge is it considered picky if I won’t just blow any guy who’s walking down the street? There is such a double standard when it comes to this kind of situation, and I’m not talking about the common double standard Lil’ Kim and Christina were singing about. I’m talking about what a girl is to do when she wants to get laid but won’t do it with any old guy who walks along.
Want to hear the truth? I’m horny, as is pretty much every girl I talk to who isn’t seeing someone on the regular. But the issue is this: there are just not that many attractive guys who have enough good qualities to make us want to even kiss them, let alone suck their dick.
The truth is this guys: we don’t want butts who won’t treat us right to “teach us a lesson.” No, I want a nice guy who can give me a sensual kiss one minute, and give me bruises when I want him to in the next. In other words, he will take me to dinner, and still throw me up against the wall for a good rail session in a moment of wild passion.
No one here is talking about a boyfriend. I have enough stuff on my plate without having to worry about bringing a guy chicken noodle soup when he’s feeling “under the weather.”
All I’m saying is, independent girls generally want to be treated well, in bed and out of bed, without necessarily having any commitment factors, especially during college.
So stop being douche bags, stop acting like you know what we want when you have absolutely no frickin clue. The better personality you have, the better chance of you getting laid consistently.
So give us what we want guys. And don’t act like we can just walk out the door and get laid when we want to, without at least taking into consideration the names we’ll be called and the price we’ll pay in Syphilis medication. Getting laid is not as simple for girls as we’d all love to think, even if we’re mildly good looking. We don’t want to be sluts, and most of us do not want to be treated like stuff either, we just want to get ours too.
So what the fudge am I to do? I’m mildly picky, I don’t want an STD, and I’m not a frickin skank. Any suggestions?
