Ladies and gentlemen, maybe you heard, but today is the biggest day in national sports of all time (of the year). Superbowl Sunday isn’t just another championship game. It is a national holiday (and it’s way cooler than labor day). It’s a day for being with friends, being with family, sobbing impetuously (if you’re a Jet fan), but most importantly, gambling! Professional sports are America’s pastime, and what is more American than money won. With office pools, and vegas odds on basically anything, everyone gets to be that vagabond buying scratch off tickets at 2:00 in the morning. If only just for one day.
The great thing about the Super Bowl is that people bet on just about anything, and Vegas is there to accommodate them. There are bets for big fans, bets for small fans, and bets for people who know nothing about anything (let alone the Superbowl). Here’s a list of 5 unique Vegas bets and 5 I just made up while attempting to look busy. See if you can tell the real from the fake.
1. Who will Fox show first during the game: Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend (-140) or Big Ben’s fiance (Even)
2. Who will Ben Roethlisberger first expose himself to: Aaron Rodgers’ girlfriend (-160) or Jerry Jones (Even)
3. How many times will Fox mention “Brett Favre” on TV during the game? Over (-175) or Under (+135) 2.5
4. When will Brett Favre announce that he is coming out of retirement for one more Superbowl? After (-130) or Before (+120) 1:00 PM Sunday
5.How many times will Fox mention “Lockout” on TV during the game? Over (-120) or Under (-120) 1.5
6. How many times will Fox mention “Cock out” on TV during the game? Over (-200) or Zero (Even)
7. Which Super Bowl commercial will have a higher rating on USA Today’s annual ad meter? Bud Light (11/4), Bud (11/4), Doritos (11/2), GoDaddy (10/1), Pepsi Max (6/1), Skechers (12/1), Teleflora (15/1), Other (5/2)
8. Which Porno site will get the most hits during half time at the Superbowl? Youporn (11/4), Redtube (11/4), She-male-snuff-films.com (5/2)
9. What Color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the Head Coach of the Winning Super Bowl Team? Lime Green (+800), Yellow (-130), Orange (+550), Red (+1000), Blue (+1250), Clear/Water (+180)
10. What is the best color of Gatorade? Blue (+1000000000000)
