Tucker Max, the genius behind I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell has recently released his newest masterpiece: Assholes Finish First. In his new book, Tucker lets his readers know what it’s like to have sex with midgets, X-raying a blowjob, and tells all about the worst girl he’s ever fudgeed. The Campus Socialite had a chance to sit down with Tucker to discuss Asshole’s Finish First. Being the college savants that we are, we decided to ask him, “If Tucker Max was a major, what would be the course curriculum, and what’s left on the Tucker Max bucket list?” Now watch the interview (after the jump) and buy the new book; you won’t want to miss out on more Tucker Max hilarity.