Is this music video completely stupid or retardedly genius? I’ll let you decide that for yourself – the only thing I know is that I’ve never heard “dick” rhymed with “dick” so much. I kinda wanna kill myself now, but I have to admit that that I laughed. The song, by SoCal sketch comedy group Cool Party Guys, is even available as a single on iTunes. I dare someone to remix it.

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If you didn’t already know, Sony is in talks with Ubisoft to turn the uber popular Assassin’s Creed franchise into a movie (or more…depending on how well it does). But that isn’t the shocker – it’s the amount of creative control that Ubisoft is demanding, which is unheard of in the retarded world of Hollywood. Filmmakers are up-in-arms over it, but I’m a firm believer in the idea, and here’s why.

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I came across both of these trailers at once and decided that both had to be posted. First: the red band trailer for the feature film version of 21 Jump Street, starring Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum. And it looks surprisingly hilarious. Second: In a similar vein as the first trailer, Todd Phillips’ Project X tackles raunchy high school parties in a very Cloverfield-like way. You’ll see.

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