Your winter break is quickly arriving, and if you’re like most normal college students then your funds ran out weeks, if not months, ago. Time to get on that seasonal job to bulk up that bank account; Holy Taco has you covered with this list of terrible ways to make a quick buck over the next 6 weeks.
Category: Lifestyle
Jello Shots: easy right? Some cheap stuff Vodka, some jello, the right proportions, mix it all up and refrigerate. Have we taught you nothing? How many dixie cups of full of solid rubbing alcohol tinted grape do you have to drink before boredom starts to set in? I know the point is not to taste it, but you could end up being pleasantly surprised. Time to get creative.
Pre-gaming never looked so epic. Urban Mercenaries, a small NYC-based company has taken the historic art of drinking before you go out (or even after) and compacted it into one, James Bond looking suitcase. Just look at that thing.
If you haven’t had your car towed, know that it is one of most awful experiences in the world. Some 300 pound redneck with a truck picks up your car and you’re forced to pay him for every possible cost involved. I’m actually surprised that the total rang up to a number as cheap as $88. Could have been a lot worse, yet still, this genius kid decided he wasn’t going to go quietly. So he took his $88 hard-earned dollars to the bank and got it changed into 8,800 pennies. 58 pounds of trolling.
This week’s Throwback Thursdays is all over the place. Rap metal? Check. Fat camp? Check. Mr. Feenie? Super check. I’d waste more of your time, but I’d rather just get right to the action. Let’s go back in time.
Stuntman and gymnast Aung Zaw Oo, better known as AZO, has some incredible hand/eye coordination. His compiled video of tricks and stunts from this year includes the usual freerunning maneuvers, but ventures into the realm of shuttlewilly kicking, flair bartending, rhythmic gymnastics (slightly girly, but we’ll forgive him), and chopsticks throwing. Just watch it, you’ll see.
I’m back with even more advice to help those of you “female challenged” boys start Mackin like Apple. Sound good? Then listen up boys because I’m about to rock your world – there are simple things you can do to severely increase your chances of Getting It In.
It’s a robot that puts ketchup on stuff while rotating its super-muscular arms. 5/10 for Accuracy, 10/10 for awesome, 10/10 for making me wish that I had thought of this first. Now I just wish they had a Mustardbot so that those hot dogs in the video can be enjoyed the way they were meant to be.
A couple of bros, a speed boat, a frisbee, and maybe the most epic diving catch of all time. I’m trying to think of a way in which this video could have been doctored but I’m coming up with nothing. This dude legitimately chucks a Frisbee from like 100 yards away, and his boy makes the diving grab from the side of a boat. Must see viral video. Challenge accepted.
There are only a few things that I truly love in this world, but video games and alcohol own the top of the list. Thanks to The Drunken Moogle, I can enjoy both of them in one delicious shot glass. This nerdtastic tumblr gives recipes for drinks that are modeled after popular video games, comics, and characters.